Why...

Why do you honk your horn at me .000001 seconds after the traffic light has turned green?

Why does the dude selling bottled water on street have an iPhone 4 and I don't?

Why do you continue to blast your music when it clearly disrupts the peace?

Why do you call me only to keep me on call-waiting?

Why do you get upset when you are ticketed for a blatant parking violation?

Why do you fiddle with your phone throughout the entire movie?