Five Death Row Last Meals that define: Me
Which plates of food give me pleasure right before I expire? I will do this without research, without thinking it. It needs to be totally organic. Pun intended. If I think about it too much, it's crap. Let's go.
1) A perfectly made Whopper with cheese, a bucket of fries, Chocolate Ice Cream Shake and Apple Pie.
Talk about calorie heaven! Let me have cholesterol death! Since I avoid eating this crap because at one point it caused a lot of hospital visits, this is one treat I really miss and seldom enjoy. Death seems like a good enough reason to forget healthy.
2) A huge bucket of Haagen Dazs' Vanilla Swiss Almond.
Just place the ice cream in some sort of bath, give me a cooking spoon and I'll murder myself via cold madness. This is the greatest flavor of all time. Period.
3) Foie Grass Terrine with toast & five bottles of white wine.
Call PETA anyday. Say hi from me.
4) Moo Shoo Pork, eggrolls, steamed rice, dim sum and fortune cookies.
Ah. Great chinese food gives me comfort in moments of need - and the rest of the time as well.
5) Mackerel Sashimi, Eel/CreamCheese/Avocado Rolls, Dragon Rolls, Japanese Carrot and a bottle of Tequila.
Japanimexican style of gorging, yes sir.
When it ends, make it quick, I'll have nothing to say.
Death is just a state of mind. And body.
Much love from the not going to heaven Me.
